Ten minutes on the market. The rest of the day is yours.
Swing-trade alerts for people with jobs, families and better things to do than stare at charts. Every alert comes with an entry, a stop and a target, and every result goes on a public record. That includes the losses.
Our presenter is AI-generated. The trades and the record are real.
We lose more often than we win. Here’s why that’s fine.
About 46% of our closed alerts hit their first target. That’s under half. The reason it still works is the size: our average winner is roughly twice the size of our average loser (+14.6% against −7.6%). We’d rather show you that than a highlight reel.
Results are per trade, measured to the first target, not compounded. Past performance doesn’t guarantee future results. Full record and method on the Track Record page.
Check every trade yourself →Three steps. No screen time required.
We do the scanning.
Every week we screen the market for clean swing setups: stocks in an uptrend, pulling back to a level that has held before.
You get a clear alert.
Ticker, entry, stop-loss and target. No jargon, no 40-indicator chart, no “to the moon.”
You decide, then get on with your day.
Set your orders in a few minutes. Trades usually run days to weeks, so there’s no need to watch them tick by tick.
Built by a trader who got tired of the hype.
Lazy Stock Traders started because most trading content is loud, rushed and allergic to showing its losses. We do it the other way: calm, plain-English alerts, a public record of every call, and no promises we can’t keep. The presenter you see on Instagram and in our videos is AI-generated, and we always say so. The trades, the analysis and the record are all real.
Start free. Upgrade if it earns it.
Pro is billed monthly ($99) or yearly ($997, two months free). Cancel anytime and keep access until the end of the period you paid for. We don’t offer refunds or partial-period refunds.
Questions, answered
Do I need trading experience?
No. Each alert tells you exactly what to enter and where your stop goes. The free emails cover the basics.
How much time does it take?
Usually about ten minutes when an alert lands. Swing trades run for days or weeks, so you don’t need to watch the market during the day.
Do you guarantee profits?
No, and anyone who does is selling something. We lose on more than half our trades. The goal is for the winners to be bigger than the losers, and our record shows how that’s gone so far.
Is this financial advice?
No. Our alerts are educational and describe what we’re watching. You make your own decisions and are responsible for your own trades.
Can I cancel Pro?
Yes, anytime, in a couple of clicks. You keep access until the end of the month (or year, on the yearly plan) you've paid for.
Where can I talk to other members?
In our free Telegram community, where we share market notes and trade recaps and answer questions.
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